trenchcoatsexual:

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE LONGHORN STEAKHOUSE BLOG??!?! 

COME ON YOU GUYS THIS IS GOLD

IT’S FULL OF STEAK PUNS

you guISE

!!!!!

MEAT PUNS. SEXUAL MEAT PUNS COME ON.

THEY ARE SASSY

not all the time tho, but it’s still cute

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS???

sofapizza:

ruinscape:

my kind of music

well i was in the wrong marching band

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

themicrominer:

pegacornalley:

heiress-to-the-industries:

mldmnnrdrprtr:

crazylipgloss:

thebatmanchild:

athagazagoraphobic:

invisicanada:

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, I had a pokemon. Second, there was a part of me - and I didn’t know how dominant that part might be - that wanted to be the very best, like no one ever was. Third, Gary Oak was unconditionally and irrevocably a douchenozzle.

Reblogging for the comment

How old are you? 

“ten”

How long have you been ten?

“…”

HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN TEN

Misty looked at Ash, his breathing still heavy from carrying her on his bike as fast as he could through the long grass outside of Pallet Town.

“You’re eyes are impossibly huge and black,” Misty said. “Your hair is… incredibly pointy, and doesn’t need product. Your face changes size and shape based on your feelings… and sometimes you speak like - like you’re from the 90’s. You never spend money on anything; you don’t go to the bathroom.”

The silence hung there, thick and heavy like a Snorlax blocking the bike path. 

“How old are you?” Misty asked, not sure if she wanted to know.

“Ten,” Ash replied, with a slight smirk and an almost amused tone.

Misty new that wasn’t true. Ash wasn’t like the other boys her age. He wasn’t even like her older sisters who ran the gym in Cerulean City. He was wiser and his passion was genuine.

Ash didn’t just want to catch them all, he needed to. He was going to be the best there ever was no matter how long it took, which gave Misty this nagging in the back of her mind. She had to know for sure.

“How long have you been ten?” she asked. Her voice weak, knowing full well the answer could change everything she thought she knew.

“A while…” Ash said. His voice trailing off, as if he were losing himself in a flood of memories.

Misty let out a faint gasp. She knew now. She was certain.

“I know what you are,” she declared, as if whatever had been holding her back from accepting the truth, finally let go of her hand and let her fall right down the Diglett hole.

Ash eyes were alive now, flickering like the flame on a Charmander’s tale.

He stared right into her and said, ”Say it… out loud. Say it.”

Misty’s heart was pounding louder than the thud of a Marowak’s bone club attack.

Despite the now eerily silent meadow, she could barely be heard as she whispered, “Pokemon Trainer.”

I AM SO DONE WITH YOU PEOPLE

OMIGOSH I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH THIS MADE MY YEAR OMG

“Pikachu,” said Pikachu

cosmickonett:

I just wanted to draw a Vriska.

Last time I drew a single Vriska was 2 months ago. I need to setup up this drawing business.

lonelywhiteasian:

bellewx:

lonelywhiteasian:

i’ve done like, 12 things in my life probably, and i regret 16 of them

I see math has not been something you’ve done

darn, you’re right. i guess i regret 17 things. sigh

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

• someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed a cheeseburger
• a cheeseburger stabbed someone
• a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

youknowitssuik:

unclefather:

sacrifice her

This entire fucking site is on drugs

horussnipples:

i’m really gay. like 5 whole gay

cyruspotnoodle:

wandanyan:

theon-stark:

blokeinabowtie:

brohirrim:

iamjonwalker-jonwalkerisme:

ohio-is4-lovers:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA

These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

b00zin:

we com to make hte spagheti

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIENdG ET AWAY FRO YM HUSSBNAD

sodamnrelatable:

nayx:

chekhov:

muscleluvr2:

chanel-smokes:

nicevagina:

skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut

fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women

finally someone says this

epic post, love the truth and realness of this post.

I actually think all girls are disgusting and they should be taken to an island and have corks or something shoved up their vaginae durring their menstrual cycle

finally someone says this